The Chaser

The Biggest mistake I had Ever made .
was something happened a year ago.
It ruined a life, before that I didn't know.
An old man had placed an ad,
which I shouldn't have pursued.
As I walked into the place on Pell street.
I searched for the man, whom I was so eager to meet.
This was the beginning of a great mistake.

It was only a potion
that put my wife into locomotion
and
that was the day
that forced her life away.

The old man had explained,
what the purpose was,
he should have told what the side affect does,
if I had known I would have complained.
I then asked for a certain mixture,
but he called it a flirting elixir.

It was only a potion
that put my wife into locomotion
and
that was the day
that forced her life away.

I then knew I had to decide
it was either the love potion or the cyanide.
I figured she wouldn't know which was which,
So I had to make a decisive switch.
After I came home to great Diana,
she just left for relatives in Louisiana.

It was only a potion
that put my wife into locomotion
and
that was the day
that forced her life away.

When she returned home we got drunk,
We played Battleship and she bursted out "My Battleship
sunk"
I insisted that she was to take a Chaser,
Little did I know that later I'd have to erase her.
But still it would be nice to have a little respect,
instead of being a bum low life reject.

It was only a potion
that put my wife into locomotion
and
that was the day
that forced her life away.

The effects took action quick,
my plan had worked, it was an evil trick.
She was obsessed, truly insane
she kissed me for hours this wasn't humane!
I had to put an end to this,
this is something I would be glad to miss.

It was only a potion
that put my wife into locomotion
and
that was the day
that forced her life away.

I considered hiring a hit man
I had to get away from this notorious Loveland.
She had too much love inside her,
The old man had mentioned some glove cleaner...
I rushed back to the man for the poison,
that's the decision I'm glad I had chosen.



It was only a potion
that put my wife into locomotion
and
that was the day
that forced her life away.

The old man was glad to see me,
he said he'd sell it to me for a substantial fee.
I didn't have any money so I got a loan,
It was a scam that I should have known.
I took it home.
She smothered me with kisses and never left me alone.

It was only a potion
that put my wife into locomotion
and
that was the day
that forced her life away.

The bottle was intact,
I had to stop this heinous act.
amazingly she had to use the bathroom,
this was my chance to bring her to doom.
when she came back she took a sip.
Immediately she began foaming at the lip.
I watched in awe,
as it rushed down her jaw.
The last words that she said,
were "I love You Alan", and then she was dead.